March 2012
why am i still up though either way i will never understand math ugh mATH
i’m getting a slightly higher F in math right now woooh
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
why am i laughing so hard
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
there’s sparknotes for my book god bless
i freak myself out over college instead of working hard to get my grades up to get into college
alienixena:
who you finna try
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Only I would think to over-analyze our friendship based on the number of exclamation points you used on my birthday wall post as opposed to someone else’s that same day… I’m just a tad paranoid about being liked
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My insight/opinion on caring & sensitive people in ruthless & insensitive industries (you know what I’m deriving this from).
I think Patrick is a good guy with a genuinely good heart, I’m not just saying it because there’s musicians (I won’t mention the names of) that I *highly* regard as talented in music but do not truly think much of who they are offstage and...
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hey here’s a disturbing fact about me i’m taking dance right now and i’m good at ballet hahahahahah
if you like rush limbaugh like some of the people i know i just i just can’t omfg
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
February 2012
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
andrewbreitel:
i never talk to people first so if i talk to you first i really fucking like you.
i had to present something in spanish and two people in my group screwed up and i had to try really hard not to laugh while saying my speech because my group’s failure was really funny
apparently our chem worksheet was really easy so when i went in for help my chem teacher told me i was over-thinking, sorry i have an insightful mind
hey i still hate group projects as much as i did in elementary school
Tuesday, February 28th
callmemisterbenzedrine:
The day the Patrick fandom collectively cheered, rejoiced and partied. Then abruptly joined in collective sobbing
happy birthday to me omfg
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on another note, props to patrick for taking music seriously and giving a shit and having a heart because i have rarely seen people in general like that. i’ll never forget how he promised me he’d stay all night after the show to make sure every one of us got a photo with him… i half-believed him because what was he supposed to say and how many people tell the truth? but he stayed...
cobrastarfruit:
patrick posts big emotional text post
pete reblogs a picture of a dinosaur in a shower
wankingatthedisco:
i wish i could just pause life oh man i need a break
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just because you’re a fan of fall out boy doesn’t mean you’re obligated to be a fan of patrick stump. i just happen to really like his solo music, i didn’t pay money to see him live just for the sake of seeing patrick stump live, you know? i never forced myself to get into black cards or the damned things. why would anyone in fall out boy want you to get into their new...
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i remember feeling awful because even at patrick’s hometown show, the entire night, the crowd cheered the loudest when an opening act said “fall out boy”. and people were bringing their copies of fall out boy cds to get autographed and telling him he should go back to fall out boy and if that happens in chicago, i don’t even know what to say, that must’ve been fucking...
well now it’s certain that i’m getting nothing done tonight
dfhl sdhfj patrick
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nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than…
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