March 2012
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why am i still up though either way i will never understand math ugh mATH 
Mar 1st
i’m getting a slightly higher F in math right now woooh
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tunnnelsnakesrule: I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun why am i laughing so hard
Mar 1st
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
Mar 1st
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there’s sparknotes for my book god bless
Mar 1st
i freak myself out over college instead of working hard to get my grades up to get into college
Mar 1st
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alienixena: who you finna try
Mar 1st
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Only I would think to over-analyze our friendship based on the number of exclamation points you used on my birthday wall post as opposed to someone else’s that same day… I’m just a tad paranoid about being liked
Mar 1st
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My insight/opinion on caring & sensitive people in ruthless & insensitive industries (you know what I’m deriving this from). I think Patrick is a good guy with a genuinely good heart, I’m not just saying it because there’s musicians (I won’t mention the names of) that I *highly* regard as talented in music but do not truly think much of who they are offstage and...
Mar 1st
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hey here’s a disturbing fact about me i’m taking dance right now and i’m good at ballet hahahahahah
Mar 1st
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if you like rush limbaugh like some of the people i know i just i just can’t omfg
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meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Mar 1st
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family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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lolinternets: I’m allergic to effort
Feb 29th
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andrewbreitel: i never talk to people first so if i talk to you first i really fucking like you.
Feb 29th
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i had to present something in spanish and two people in my group screwed up and i had to try really hard not to laugh while saying my speech because my group’s failure was really funny 
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apparently our chem worksheet was really easy so when i went in for help my chem teacher told me i was over-thinking, sorry i have an insightful mind
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hey i still hate group projects as much as i did in elementary school
Feb 29th
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callmemisterbenzedrine: The day the Patrick fandom collectively cheered, rejoiced and partied. Then abruptly joined in collective sobbing happy birthday to me omfg
Feb 29th
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Listentylerdumont: I reblogged a post with “only...
Feb 29th
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on another note, props to patrick for taking music seriously and giving a shit and having a heart because i have rarely seen people in general like that. i’ll never forget how he promised me he’d stay all night after the show to make sure every one of us got a photo with him… i half-believed him because what was he supposed to say and how many people tell the truth? but he stayed...
Feb 29th
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cobrastarfruit: patrick posts big emotional text post pete reblogs a picture of a dinosaur in a shower
Feb 29th
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wankingatthedisco: i wish i could just pause life oh man i need a break
Feb 29th
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just because you’re a fan of fall out boy doesn’t mean you’re obligated to be a fan of patrick stump. i just happen to really like his solo music, i didn’t pay money to see him live just for the sake of seeing patrick stump live, you know? i never forced myself to get into black cards or the damned things. why would anyone in fall out boy want you to get into their new...
Feb 29th
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i remember feeling awful because even at patrick’s hometown show, the entire night, the crowd cheered the loudest when an opening act said “fall out boy”. and people were bringing their copies of fall out boy cds to get autographed and telling him he should go back to fall out boy and if that happens in chicago, i don’t even know what to say, that must’ve been fucking...
Feb 29th
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well now it’s certain that i’m getting nothing done tonight
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dfhl sdhfj patrick
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Patrick Stump: WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT:... →
nervousbreakdance: There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than…
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