me: ahhh time for some sleep

blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold

legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes

brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz

stomach: let me just hurt for an hour

arm: i'm falling asleep now bye

bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen

bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts

pet: your face is comfy

me: fuck